Hotter Than a Witch Tit

Or is it which tit? Is that a movie about a disabled witch, who can only move one boob? My Left Tit. As is often the case, that’s not what I was gonna talk about when I wrote my title. I often get a little sidetracked. But seeing as I haven’t smoked pot in over two years, I can remember right where I dropped off the main track and then right my ship. Or is it write my ship?

I love words, way more than they love me.

Wait, I just did that shit again.

Okay, so I was just here to give a “Fabulous” Las Vegas weather report. We’re looking at 110 today, and are expecting that much or more heat for at least a week. I love the heat, especially when I’m inside with air conditioning. Two more days of antibiotics before I can again drink me some ice cold beers, so there’s that to look forward to. Every time I open the fridge, it seems like those Sam Adams are mocking me.

But I’ll get the last laugh real soon and those Sam Adams will be pissed