Hotter Than a Witch Tit

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Originally Published June 19, 2017

Or is it which tit? Is that a movie about a disabled witch, who can only move one boob? My Left Tit. As is often the case, that’s not what I was gonna talk about when I wrote my title. I often get a little sidetracked. But seeing as I haven’t smoked pot in over two years, I can remember right where I dropped off the main track and then right my ship. Or is it write my ship? I love words, way more than they love me. Wait, I just did that shit again. Okay, so I was just here to give a “Fabulous” Las Vegas weather report. We’re looking at 110 today, and are expecting that much or more heat for at least a week. I love the heat, especially when I’m inside with air conditioning. Two more days of antibiotics before I can again drink me some ice cold beers, so there’s that to look forward to. Every time I open the fridge, it seems like those Sam Adams are mocking me. But I’ll get the last laugh real soon and those Sam Adams will be pissed

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Raz Cue

Raz Cue

Sick and tired of being preached to about acceptable morals and virtue from narcissistic, privileged dimwited "elite" who celebrate, amplify and cheer our country’s moral and spiritual decay.

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